Windy winter nights in Chicago get bone-chillingly cold, and sometimes when you're set on making it out to the pub, you adapt to protect yourself against the elements.
A former roommate and I had a ritual wherein we'd down a shot or two of Bacardi 151 before venturing out to the local bar on foot. This precautionary step kept us from freezing to death on the way. And although it is well known that alcohol does not actually increase your body temperature, the booze has a way of convincing your brain that you're not actually that cold.
This game is a tribute to that tradition. Make your way to the bar the only way you know how -- by stumbling your drunken self there.